新倾国倾城

★ 9.2 播放:56万 更新:2026-04-28

古裝宮庭艷情喜劇,唐朝天寶年間,安史之亂,當朝天子李龍基和妃子楊玉環,被逼出走,身邊只帶老將郭子儀及曹國舅,郭子儀平時滴酒不沾,但酒後則拿刀四處破壞,而曹國舅於風雨之夜就失去常xing,便成為摧花殺手,民間也處處姦y-婦钕,荒逸無度,而身為九五之尊的皇上,亦因為自身之陽具太短而失信心。幾人最後逃至安長村,得悉村內有華陀後人,能使陽具起死回生,決定一試穴隆陽大法手術,怎料鈡途出了意外,封著血道的金針鬆脫,結果還成功完成,增長增大增強,作愛稱心得意,並平定安祿shan造反.......   

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古裝宮庭艷情喜劇,唐朝天寶年間,安史之亂,當朝天子李龍基和妃子楊玉環,被逼出走,身邊只帶老將郭子儀及曹國舅,郭子儀平時滴酒不沾,但酒後則拿刀四處破壞,而曹國舅於風雨之夜就失去常xing,便成為摧花殺手,民間也處處姦y-婦钕,荒逸無度,而身為九五之尊的皇上,亦因為自身之陽具太短而失信心。幾人最後逃至安長村,得悉村內有華陀後人,能使陽具起死回生,決定一試穴隆陽大法手術,怎料鈡途出了意外,封著血道的金針鬆脫,結果還成功完成,增長增大增強,作愛稱心得意,並平定安祿shan造反.......   

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