变性记

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裕美是个宅在家的啃老族,平常只会一边吃零食、一边打电动。某天早上醒来上厕所时,裕美突然发现自己的GG不见了?他赶忙脱掉衣服照照镜子,却发现自己彻头彻尾变成有著一双豪乳的女性。慌张失措的他把自己遇到的怪事po到网路求救,却引来网友回覆「好猛,棒呆了!让我上吧!」、「真假?如果是真的话,请把全裸照寄给我」裕美心想男人都是笨蛋或是禽兽吗?原本的宅男裕美自从变成波霸裕美之后,在超商会遇到变态突然袭胸,在路上会遇到来搭讪的星探,就连回家的路上也有跟踪狂尾随,他决定向两性专家求救…

剧情简介

裕美是个宅在家的啃老族,平常只会一边吃零食、一边打电动。某天早上醒来上厕所时,裕美突然发现自己的GG不见了?他赶忙脱掉衣服照照镜子,却发现自己彻头彻尾变成有著一双豪乳的女性。慌张失措的他把自己遇到的怪事po到网路求救,却引来网友回覆「好猛,棒呆了!让我上吧!」、「真假?如果是真的话,请把全裸照寄给我」裕美心想男人都是笨蛋或是禽兽吗?原本的宅男裕美自从变成波霸裕美之后,在超商会遇到变态突然袭胸,在路上会遇到来搭讪的星探,就连回家的路上也有跟踪狂尾随,他决定向两性专家求救…

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