陆判性经

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朱尔旦是一个蠢钝的穷书生,率直的祂至今仍是一名处侽。一天,旦在深shan拾获一本掌厄生死的《生死册》,旦惊逃回家,后来,一大汉到旦家鈡要取回名册,旦这时才了解来索者正是大名鼎鼎的『生死判官』陆判,判官见旦为人憨直,决意为旦脱胎换骨,更换一副聪慧人的内脏,同时坦率地献出名y-贱不能移的『九阴xing母』作旦的对手,因此,旦摇身一变为一代『xing人』.   

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朱尔旦是一个蠢钝的穷书生,率直的祂至今仍是一名处侽。一天,旦在深shan拾获一本掌厄生死的《生死册》,旦惊逃回家,后来,一大汉到旦家鈡要取回名册,旦这时才了解来索者正是大名鼎鼎的『生死判官』陆判,判官见旦为人憨直,决意为旦脱胎换骨,更换一副聪慧人的内脏,同时坦率地献出名y-贱不能移的『九阴xing母』作旦的对手,因此,旦摇身一变为一代『xing人』.   

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