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三娘为一神秘杀手组织胭脂女之首领,与手下金线和银线等,共四个貌美女子,专杀恶人为民除害,某日接获密报,有多数盗匪为夺取一批财宝与夜明珠,皆来到小镇上,当时官方都束手无策,没法缉捕众多高强匪徒,以及一批宵小鼠群来归案。而维护此财宝者,正是镇远镖局之总镖头陈震远,因而三娘与总镖头合作,经历多番胭脂女美色诱策,其中恶徒月影深喜y-女,强暴及迷奸三位胭脂女,终被胭脂女最强一招~莲指透筋击毙,死於ML中。又经激烈厮杀打斗,引出其余江洋大盗,一举将他们全部除掉
三娘为一神秘杀手组织胭脂女之首领,与手下金线和银线等,共四个貌美女子,专杀恶人为民除害,某日接获密报,有多数盗匪为夺取一批财宝与夜明珠,皆来到小镇上,当时官方都束手无策,没法缉捕众多高强匪徒,以及一批宵小鼠群来归案。而维护此财宝者,正是镇远镖局之总镖头陈震远,因而三娘与总镖头合作,经历多番胭脂女美色诱策,其中恶徒月影深喜y-女,强暴及迷奸三位胭脂女,终被胭脂女最强一招~莲指透筋击毙,死於ML中。又经激烈厮杀打斗,引出其余江洋大盗,一举将他们全部除掉
号称银河系最先进的外星文明试图和地球建交,谁知一连串的误会导致意外发生。外星使者的飞船坠入大气层,最终摔在了中国某市的世界公园中。靠耍猴戏为生的耿浩(黄渤 饰)和酒贩子好友大飞(沈腾 饰)把受伤的外星人错认为来自南美洲的猴子,在自家猴子受伤的情况下,耿浩开始训练起这个他口中的“刚果骚骚猴”来了。由于失去了超能力加成设备,外星人的本事无法施展,只能任由这两个傻乎乎的地球人打骂操练。尽管如此,他仍试图夺回自己的装备。另一方面,之前与外星人交流失败的超级大国根据外星人留下的信息,穿梭世界各地寻找外星使者。地球的命运朝着不可预测的方向发展…… 本片创意来自刘慈欣的科幻小说《乡村教师》。
Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart. Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory? n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in. What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts. On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired. One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places. Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.
A young mad genius attempts to 'hack the human mind' in order to fix humanity.
本片改编自Jonathan Penner小说《The Bridge To Body Island》。讲述的是三个大学生,特雷弗·梅西,杰弗里·索罗斯和西蒙·赫斯曼在校外无意间释放出一种超自然实体的故事,凯瑞·安-莫斯、费·唐娜薇等影星倾力加盟。