皇帝保重-2

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主演: 刘慧玲 谷峰 陈萍 汪禹 康凯 

  李翰祥一身兼編導兩職所炮製的《皇帝保重》,內有三個以男女情色為主題的單元故事,戲謔一眾色中餓鬼。〈袋中春〉一劇描述六旬漢劉老吉(谷峰)本買來一位雙十姑娘,豈料洞房之夜給一書生以老嫗掉包;第二單元〈春色無邊〉講述大官詹筆峰(李鵬飛)除被青春風騷的潘寡婦(陳萍)騙去千兩黃金外,更被迫娶老寡婦為妻;最後之〈皇帝保重〉則寫同治皇帝(汪禹)因想盡享魚水之歡而出宮嫖妓,後染上性病的野史。

剧情简介

  李翰祥一身兼編導兩職所炮製的《皇帝保重》,內有三個以男女情色為主題的單元故事,戲謔一眾色中餓鬼。〈袋中春〉一劇描述六旬漢劉老吉(谷峰)本買來一位雙十姑娘,豈料洞房之夜給一書生以老嫗掉包;第二單元〈春色無邊〉講述大官詹筆峰(李鵬飛)除被青春風騷的潘寡婦(陳萍)騙去千兩黃金外,更被迫娶老寡婦為妻;最後之〈皇帝保重〉則寫同治皇帝(汪禹)因想盡享魚水之歡而出宮嫖妓,後染上性病的野史。

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