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曾被选为新春文艺,后来因卷入剽窃是非而写色情小说的我(文成根),有一天一个女人(郑善敬暂无内容)来到了我的身边,超短裙中毒症及拥有世界级臀部的她说她的梦想是成为小说里的人物,因此开始了和我的同居生活......
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卡恩,丹妮尔·哈丽丝,凯瑟琳·伊莎贝尔,卡吉-埃里克·埃里克森,切兰·西蒙斯,格雷斯顿·霍尔特,李·马贾道布,Michael Eklund,Reese Alexander,Kelly-Ruth Mercier,Lynn Colliar,Nancy Bell,克里斯蒂娜·怀道尔,Samantha Noble,史蒂文·维德勒全面追缉令
摩根·弗里曼,莫妮卡·波特,迈克尔·维克特,迪伦·贝克,米卡·波瑞姆,安东·叶利钦,金·霍桑,杰伊·桑德斯,比利·伯克,迈克尔·莫里亚蒂,佩内洛普·安·米勒,安娜·玛利亚·霍斯福德,克里斯托弗·谢尔铁板烧
许冠文,叶倩文,叶丽仪,卢海鹏,车保罗,许英秀,黎小田,李燕萍,刘允,黄文慧维也纳战役
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那个人在想什么事情
The main character is Dr. Max Holst, a successful neurosurgeon. One day an intense little man named Steinmetz shows up, who has the real ability to create objects out of thin air, using only his mind. As no one believes him at first, he is held at a ward for mental patients, but manifests the key to his door and escapes. As he has a special interest in Dr. Holst, Steinmetz subsequently invites Holst to his large mansion, which is full of expensive paintings and sculptures, and proves to him that he can in fact materialise objects. Steinmetz’s abilities are evolving by leaps and bounds, and is progressing from being able to create objects only to being able to create living things. His ultimate ambition is to be able to create a human being. He tells Dr. Holst that if he will only perform a certain brain operation on him, Steinmetz will become able to attain his goal. He’s got all the necessary equipment set up in his basement. Dr. Holst, however, is too spooked by the whole thing to agree to this mad scheme, and refuses. Steinmetz then sets about manipulating Holst’s life, to pressure him into performing the operation. By then Steinmetz has become able to create a temporary human being, and in the hope that he can perhaps make his own creation perform the operation, he manifests a doppelganger of Dr. Holst. This double proceeds to take over Dr. Holst’s life, creating chaos for him professionally and personally. And then Dr. Holst starts fighting back. The ending has the dual virtue of being both unexpected and satisfying.
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人人都中头奖，难道人人都想中头奖？九十年代伊拉克经历军事及经济制裁，独裁者萨达姆无惧动乱，勒令全国为自己庆祝生日。九岁女孩「喜获头奖」成为学校代表，被迫接下为总统炮制生日蛋糕的国家级重任。然而通货膨胀、物资匮乏，鸡蛋面粉都是奢侈品，女孩带着宠物公鸡，从沼泽向城市出发搜罗食材，完成这项国家交给她的任务！首有伊拉克电影进军戛纳，编导借小女孩充满稚气却坚韧的目光，展现伊拉克从未被记录过的一面，献给在战乱下仍能找到爱与友谊的小孩。戛纳电影节金摄像机最佳首作。
伪装大师1：维多女人
关键一晚终于来临，黄渤扮演的黄总，邀请收藏爱好者来自己家参观，蔺先生如今也是其中一员，带着王森来了。蔺先生发现黄渤家里有三幅《维多女人》仿品，都是有一定年头的值钱货，但蔺先生从特定角度，发现了其中一幅画的标记，这是王森之前交他辨别真假的方法，王森也证明的确是真品。蔺先生发现这是真品后非常激动，要趁别人都没发现之前买下这幅画。黄渤看蔺先生这么感兴趣，开玩笑般开出天价，蔺先生立刻答应，并且要求当场成交。 成功了！派对上，黄渤把钱撒向空中，大家激动分钱，王森却不在。 王森突然接到电话，得知夏天竟然被陶硕绑架，陶硕威胁王森交回画，否则杀了夏天。王森一生中从未如此紧张失措过，他和黄渤立刻回去找蔺先生，没想到蔺先生像是变了一个人，精明地可怕，要王森拿出三倍的价买回《维多女人》，黄渤提醒王森夏天还有一个小时就要被杀，王森下定决心，用自己收藏的一屋子艺术品来换这幅画。 时间紧迫，王森让黄渤去家中拿艺术品，而自己先拿画去救夏天。王森回到绑架现场却一无所有，黄渤也联系不上了，只有他手上那幅画，这时他才发现，手上那幅画，上面有自己的签名，这是最初自己伪造的那副假画。 王森疯了一般，他回到家，空空荡荡，所有值钱的东西都被卷走 ……